Shear Madness Review:

Shear Madness Review:
Upon entering the Kennedy Center, the smell of rotting flesh immediately hit me. In the concert hall, I was exposed to fifteen minutes straight of stage setting while Careless Whisper played in the background. It then became clear to me that the origin of the smell was the secret chamber in the closet. I saw the bodies of all of the Isabelles. It turns out they hire a new actor every show. In the closet I saw such victims as Nancy Pelosi, Sarah Palin and Carly Fiorina. Although you may think that all of these victims are alive, it turns out they have all been replaced by shape shifting reptillians from the Draco constellation. After careless whisper faded out, audience members then endure an hour of jokes about Donald Trump's meager hands. Occasionally, dabs and adult content are sprinkled in like salt over french fries. An interesting part is the audience participation. However, due to raicial bias it is very common for the audience to expect ze black peepul to be guilty. In order to appear unbiased, they do not convict ze blacks or ze weeaboo. This leaves the two whites. These two roles can both be guilty and change parts frequently. During the intermission, ze weeaboo was bombarded with questions about Cory in the House, the best anime of all time. The final hour of the show is spent answering questions. Many questions went unanswered, as they refused to take a side on the 9/11 debate. Btw there should not even be a 9/11 debate...thermite was found at ground zero and that is that. Thus one can conclude that Bush did 9/11. After the show, the actors survey those walking out of the theater and choose their next victim. Sadly, they chose my best friend, Osama to be the next victim. Apparently another man, named Adolf, was also taken. I will have to see which one is chosen to star and who is the understudy. Based on this evidence, one could conclude that memes are dank and so is racial bias. I do not support the views and racism of this play.