I went to this hotel's lounge the other night and ...

I went to this hotel's lounge the other night and have decided to move here for a week. This is not a family oriented hotel. At first I noticed this when entering the elevator which had a bizarre collage of various animations and recordings mashed together making what seemed look like some Stanley Kubrick version of hell. However, it did make me feel like I was ascending rather than descending if that's any consolation. Anyway, upon arriving to the top were a couple of hostesses dressed in some rather revealing risque tunics. I was mildly aroused. The scenery and ambiance is incredible with a fantastic view of the Hudson, Manhattan and Jersey City. The service however sucks and the bartender was an idiot. He tried to probe me for directions on how to make a Perfect Manhattan and then acted as if I were strange enjoying a drink with equal parts sweet and dry vermouth. The drink prices are horrendous but they are made with a little more care. If you want to gather a bunch of adults and splurge while enjoying the fantastic view if NYC and loosely covered breasts, go check this place out.