From the moment we walked in the door, we knew we'...

From the moment we walked in the door, we knew we'd made a poor choice.
The hostess was off chatting when we entered, so we waited at the front door a while. She glanced over at us a few times, but finished her conversation with a waitress before coming over to seat us.
The table was dirty and there were rips in the seat.
Our waitress showed up around 5 minutes later to ask if we wanted coffee. I guess she realized we'd been there a while because she asked if we were ready to order, too.
I ordered 2 eggs with bacon and was told I had to order 3. When I said I only wanted 2, she spat out, "well, you're going to be charged for 3!", so I changed my order to 1egg with bacon.
The food was mediocre. Usually I reason, how bad can diner food be? At this place, it's pretty bad.
The waitress did come by once to refill our coffee. Gotta give her that.
The food we had was overpriced for what we got. Not the usual diner portions or quality.
The only good thing I can say is the bussing service was quick and efficient. The bus boys seemed to be the only workers who moved faster than a snail's pace.
One final annoyance, the bathroom door takes a body builder to open it. Push with your back to it to save yourself some muscle soreness lol