The absolute worst massage possible. I have had nu...

The absolute worst massage possible. I have had numerous massages through the years from different masseuse's. I received a gift card to Brilliant Bodyworks for my 50th birthday. I was looking forward to a relaxing 45 minutes. Little did I know the lady giving me the massage would be more relaxed than me. She was pleasant enough,idle chit chat at the begining. She didn't seem to have a good idea of setting a relaxing mood. But that's ok. I started on my stomach as she worked my back. It was good for about 10 minutes. She went to my calf and things started to go south. Sidenote, my wife will scratch my back and as she is falling asleep her hand goes slower and slower, staying in spot. So safe to say I know the feeling. Through out the rest of the "massage" I felt that same sensation. I was on my stomach so I couldn't see to confirm. As I went to my back, it was the same thing. Spent I don't know how long on 1 side of my head. I opened my eyes as I felt her hand go idle. Her eyes were closed. I whispered "wake up" . She jolts and says " I'm awake!". For that moment she was. I thought,should I just get up? This is a joke. I let it ride cause I couldn't believe it. Anyway, it finished, I gave my gift card with enough for a tip. The receptionist was really nice. She asked how it was. There was someone else there and I said quietly "not good". She asked if wanted to talk to the owner. I told her to have them call me. I had to go to work. I also sent a message on their website. I didn't hear back, so here is my review.