Alex Phi

Review of Mastro's Beverly Hills

Hands down the best porterhouse I've ever had.

Hands down the best porterhouse I've ever had.

Seriously though, put your hands down. You just look like a crazy person waving your arms around in the air.

Every steak I've had there was amazing, the filet, the bone in ribeye, the porterhouse, the tomahawk were all very delicious as I got to stare at Jessica Simpson at the table right next to us! She came in with Donald Faison and his girlfriend Cacee Cobb.

When I saw Donald came in with two girls I was thinking, who are these two groupie's he is with?!? I was talking all this smack to my friends about how these girls are just trying to get a free meal off him. Then, BAM! Jessica turned her head and she showed me up big time. Epic Fail. No, I didn't act like a little groupie and ask her to sign my chest.