I bort me girlfriend Shazza and me two little 'uns...

I bort me girlfriend Shazza and me two little 'uns to this pub on Windsor Road. You know - the one that looks like its about ta fall down cause the roofs too big. There's a whole buildin' behind it - like an "R"ie - it's unbelievable! Kids got ta play on swings and slides and stuff while me and the missus had a cupla beers and a steak. Pretty exy - at 100 smackers for all of us. Lots a chips and fried stuff - and a bit a posh salad (we left that). Heaps loud and a bit fancy. Bonza!