I got to say, no one issues patents like these guy...

I got to say, no one issues patents like these guys. I've tried several off-brand patent issuers, but that only got me in trouble, and no one seemed to believe my off-brand patents were patented. These guys are the real deal, and people seem to respect patents from here, but you probably shouldn't wait there the whole time. It can take a few months, you know? They have a museum, too!