I realize Attorn-eys are a special group of people...

I realize Attorn-eys are a special group of people trained and controlled ultimately by the British Crown as esquires. They are members of a private BAR and they often engage in a unique type of ethics and legalese originally developed by a unique branch of hybridized humans whose main emotional component is a type of low grade sociopathy. That s why we the people should never be surprised at their unpredictable and situational ethically-lacking-behavior. They are, however, not the scum of the earth, they just do their bidding and take their orders from these hidden draconian scum(those that control the BAR).

So in response I bid farewell to foy and company:
I just want to say thanks for dropping me a few weeks before my hearing. I can truly say that there is truly no other profession where many of the persons employed routinely engage in a particular type of ethically and reliably deficient conduct that continues to reach malodorous milestones in excremental lows. Which are fueled, not by a sense of innate moral purpose, but by the financial magnitude of potential monetary outcomes divided by the least possible expenditure of intellectual and physical energy.. just wow.