John Doe Review of UCP Seguin of Greater Chicago
It's good for extreme low functioning adults with ...
It's good for extreme low functioning adults with disabilities, but people with disabilities that are high functioning will not find the facility suitable. Unless you work in their greenhouse, the main facility (where the learning labs used to be) can quickly get boring after a month or two. Basically, it's like a 5 hour special education study hall. It is also not a good place at all to socialize as a lot of the clients here are mostly mute. And obviously, Seguin Services, Inc is an absolutely horrible, terrible place for guys to get dates or find a girlfriend, as even if it were permitted, there are no quality female clients at Seguin. A lot of the female clients are obese. And in the Frost Belt's culture of sausage, bratwursts, hot dogs, sugary foods, and sedentary indoor lifestyles (compounded by winter's 6 month deep freeze which is like a prison cell), obviously no single guy has the courage to come clean and tell they who are overweight and getting overly friendly with them, it's not their affectionate behaviors keeping them away or turning them off, and it's not them getting overly friendly, either. It's not their hygiene, either. Nope. It's their tremendous girth that is keeping the guys away and turning them off. The obese female clients' tremendous girth is what's keeping the guys, including male clients, away from them like an iron wall, as it even generates a 60 foot diameter force field sure to keep all male clients up to 30 feet away. And when the obese female clients approach the guys at Seguin, that iron wall generated by their massive girth becomes an iron prow, pushing all guys ever farther away and out of the way, like how a ship's prow pushes the water out of the way as the ship moves through the water. Other Seguin clients as I have said earlier are mostly mute and their communications with others are sparse.
So Seguin may be a good place for low functioning people with disabilities to receive daytime services and a few sparse activities, but it's the worst place for singles, especially single guys, to find dates and relationships.
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