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Melanie Sacks

4 years ago

I came in for dessert after dining nearby, and I g...

I came in for dessert after dining nearby, and I got a cupcake to go, in the hopes that I could sneakily eat on the way home out of the grasp of my toddler monster's tiny arms in the backseat.

I open the box in the car to find a Chinese finger trap, designed to keep the cupcake secure enough to send through the mail. I needed both hands to free the treat, much to my dismay, as I'd intended on using at least one hand to drive.

I'm a lady. One way around this overwhelming dilemma would be to do the unthinkable and go icing first. You just don't go icing first. Eventually I won against the overpriced sugar bomb and stuffed it into my mouth, as a lady would.

Four stars.

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