Gerrit Vermeulen

Review of Signill Hill Lodge Cape Town

Stayed in a tiny corner room right next to the poo...

Stayed in a tiny corner room right next to the pool, so we were woken by loud gurgling pool noises in the early hours of the morning.
The water controls in the bathroom were just plain weird - it's impossible to use the sink and the shower at the same time because you have to manually divert the water flow. The water heater had 3 settings: tepid, scorching, and lava.

Breakfast was a sad affair with weird tasting bacon (not sure how you mess up bacon but they managed), and poached eggs that were so hard they'd bounce off a wall.