File this one under "I don't understand what peopl...

File this one under "I don't understand what people see in this place."
After fighting the crowds of hungry locals, you get your table, order something that sounds innocuous, good even, and you get what amounts to a big crusty bread bowl of gloppy melted bland cheese, with your ingredients floating around like life rafts on a sea of yellowish quicksand. Really, this is much more like pepperoni fondue than real pizza.
There are so many great pizza places around these days, but somehow Zacharys proves sticky, especially to the college and high school sports team demographic.
In Italy, if you called this stuff pizza, you'd probably be arrested, and publicly stoned. Maybe most of Zachary's customers are stoned as well. That would explain a lot.