This hotel was absolutely disgusting. The bathroom...

This hotel was absolutely disgusting. The bathroom was dirty and had clearly not been cleaned prior to my check in.
The mini bar made a horrendous noise all night long and as such I had to resort to ear plugs in order to sleep. The bed linen was full of hairs and I suspect the sheets had not been washed as they did not look fresh. The basin is oddly in the room as opposed to being in the bathroom. The drinks in the mini bar were old and stale which you notice if you are up for the challenge of drinking old stale drinks.
This is no four star hotel. I have been in hotels with less stars with better amenities and facilities.
The final nail in the coffin is the fact the cleaners lack the ability to read their own signs. I placed the "please clean my room" sign on the front door handle. When I returned to the hotel in the late afternoon the room had clearly NOT been cleaned.