Adam Crum

Review of Doubletree Hotel Skokie Il

Smells good inside. None of the staff hit me even ...

Smells good inside. None of the staff hit me even once. The food seemed to be made from the finest food materials although possibly it wasn't. At no point during my stay did hyenas try to eat my stomach while I slept although having no cameras I cannot prove they didn't attempt to. Hotel is devoid of bees inside although one man in a yellow shirt definitely had me wondering if perhaps he secretly was a bee, locked my honey in the safe to be sure.