Carlo Panico Review of Trenord
Rail transport company born from the railway "wast...
Rail transport company born from the railway "waste" of FNM and Trenitalia.
MAIN FEATURES
Convoys are always punctual with delay. Fortunately, you can calculate in advance the delay that the train will be able to accumulate (and so you will adjust the departure time for your business appointments, school, etc.). Calculation: (Estimated arrival time - Expected departure time) x 0.40 p.e. - (8.16 - 7.46) x 0.40 = 12 minutes late (excluding delay already accumulated).
We advise you to take Trenord only if you are in good health because air conditioning or heating may not work on the trains, do not travel with Trenord if you suffer from agoraphobia, absolutely forbidden with intestinal problems and weak bladder (bathrooms do not work). The train cleans itself (therefore it is not cleaned).
Also remember that:
If it rains, the train goes slower (+10/15 minutes late);
If it snows, the train is afraid of slipping and therefore it goes slowly (+15/30 minutes or it is canceled which is easier (RFI that manages the network does not circulate trains of other companies);
If there is someone on the tracks, as a precaution, circulation in both directions slows down within a radius of 25/30 km (+15/30 minutes of delay or cancellation);
If there is someone who vomits, there is the obligatory stop of the train at the nearest station waiting for medical services; the vomitino weighs on average 40/45 minutes late, time you can devote to shopping on the supermarket sponsored by Trenord (but they don't sell sigh doctors!);
If there is a strike: if it is called by the ORSA, stay home; if of other acronyms, guaranteed trains may also skip; or stay home!
The length of the convoys is like a pea: sometimes they are long, sometimes they are shorter. Sometimes they come long, sometimes they come short (even on the dock). As much as you can think of placing yourself in front of the opening of the doors, this will certainly be denied, always, with each convoy;
Trains are on average dumb: if you want to know which station you are about to arrive at (because you are distracted) ask a few passengers or look out the window (unless they are completely painted by phantom "writers").
Delays appearing on station displays are always rounded down to 5 minutes. P.E. 4 minutes, are not reported, 9 minutes are reported as 5 minutes late, etc.
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