Jacob Hansen

Review of Haley's Hotel

Slow service, rude waistress. My meal was less tha...

Slow service, rude waistress. My meal was less than satisfactory as I was beaten by two strange men with pillows while waiting for my cookies to come out. I waited for over 2 days and all the while I received only 1 water refill. Only reason I'm rating two stars is that I beat the dick out of these men and am the ruling champ. Luckily we were they are wise enough to keep the emus segregated like inferior flightless birds they are.