No matter how loudly you declare your food to be '...

No matter how loudly you declare your food to be 'authentic', thick, doughy pizzas which have never seen a stone-oven from are distance are always going to qualify as barely-edible at best. The place feels overlit and greasy, like your average school-cantine, which isn't helped by the plastic trays you're given. It's just impossible to eat in a place like this and feel good about your life and the decisions that have brought you so far down.