One day, I'll get myself a wife. I'll bring her he...

One day, I'll get myself a wife. I'll bring her here and we'll eat meatballs together. We will make love in a room of 12 m2. IKEA caters to this type of audience, it might be you, but I am not that audience. I'm the type of guy who brings a tape measure and a notebook. Efficient. In and out, nice and quick. Like robbing a bank, but then you eat a hot dog afterward.