Mimo Ruiz-Roehrs

Review of BSR Cable Park

BSR Cable Park is not worth the drive, the money, ...

BSR Cable Park is not worth the drive, the money, nor the time. We arrived shortly after opening and it was packed already. We payed an exorbitant amount, and never once were we asked for our stamps or proof of payment. Now let s move on to the water. The water in all the pools is the grossest water I have ever seen. I saw people smoking and flicking their ash into the water, a kid almost threw up in the water, and just gross amounts of everyone s beer and alcohol in the water as well. The color is so so so fake, and looks like blue port-a-potty water. Or like a pool filled with blue Powerade, but even darker and more disgusting. Oh, and speaking of port-a-potties, there were no proper bathrooms in the park. There are also no outdoor showers so you can wash off all the chemicals. Long story short- don t go, it s not worth it at all. After our day there, I understand why it s called the Royal Flush.