Dear diary: today is my first day in Portland for ...

Dear diary: today is my first day in Portland for the softball World Series. Me and my team decided to go to this "restaurant" to patronize a sponsor. Apparently this was a bad idea. It took nearly 10 minutes to take our drink order, another 15+to get the drinks and place our order, but some drinks still didn't arrive. Someone asked for a tall glass of water, and was told that there weren't enough cups in the "restaurant" to accommodate this request. Food took well over 40 minutes to arrive. Apparently they were out of mashed potatoes, and decided to put fries on the plate instead (without asking). Steaks showed up cold. The appetizers never arrived, but the server told us "they are on the way" after everyone was nearly done eating, to which we politely told him they were no longer needed. We were greeted with extreme attitude from this server (long hair in ponytail, Sunday 09/03/2017) - he literally had the audacity to say "is there anything ELSE I can remove from the check?!" As he dropped it off. I heard Portland is weird, I didn't realize that meant poor service from a supposedly "well-established" business. I need a drink after that experience.