Szymon Skryzniarz Review of The Priory Academy
I'm Szymon Skryziniarz. I joined the Priory Academ...
I'm Szymon Skryziniarz. I joined the Priory Academy LSST Sixth Form as it is a desirable place to continue my studies with very luxurious facilities (such as a common room with sofa's and a canteen which sells Haribo's) and even the fact the Goldfish Bowl has such a humorous name. I joined from Branston school sixth form, which I very happily left after less than two weeks as the strong smell of urine around the site wasn't too joyful. Before that, I was a student at SSPP Catholic school serving 5 years there and that also doesn't compare to the luxury life offered at LSST. The intense bible bashing at SSPP is in no way comparable to the life of a Priory student. This school, LSST, is also home to a bunch of class lads who are probably the best people going and made Year 11 a cracking year amongst themselves too apparently (I wasn't there then of course). However, despite all the positives at this school, including the lavish lifestyle it allows you to live, some may say the negatives outweigh the positives. To start off with the negatives, I'm going to agree with fellow newbie Wilson Babalola who also submitted a review recently stating how the attractiveness of teachers really does disrupt the learning of pupils such as myself. Having Mr Smailes as a science teacher is really difficult as I struggle to prioritise my physics studies with such a physically attractive man teaching me. In addition to this, walking into the common room to head to the canteen area for my lunch has now become a day to day struggle as the women who work behind the canteen have such delightful looks beyond belief and their abilities to cook such eloquent greasy bacon & sausage baps is almost something that Gordon Ramsay would be proud of. But on the whole, as mentioned this school really is a luxury but due to the reality of attractive teachers my, what would be, 5 star rating has slumped to only a 3 as coming to school every day to have my eyes met with model material teachers was not what I expected.
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