This is one of the last good reasons to go to San ...

This is one of the last good reasons to go to San Francisco (Boudin Bakery is the other). San Franciscans are very biased and nasty to tourists, visitors etc. who do not look, act and vote exactly like them. In other words, if you don't have long hair, aren't homeless and have ever voted for a Republican, you'll be hated here. Well, not in the chocolate shop--and yes, it's the best chocolate in North America.

So don't make Frisco your destination, but just a stopping point on your way to someplace better (which is just about anywhere in California) and stop off for some chocolate, then stop by Fisherman's Wharf for the best sourdough bread in the world. It's a shame you have to stop at all in America's rudest city, but what can you do if you love chocolate and sourdough?

Oh, and FYI... be sure to refer to the city as "Frisco" whenever dealing with locals. They just love it when tourists call it "Frisco." Trust me; I wouldn't screw with you.