Jubei Kipagami

Review of Coast Edmonton House Hotel

It's a building. It fresh looking. No doubt some h...

It's a building. It fresh looking. No doubt some hooligans did some hooligans things round these parts ...

Edit: So just so there is no misunderstandings, this place is exactly what is advertised. It's looked after, clean and not ran down. My 3 stars counts as a regular 5 stars. I use the rating system appropriately, so 3 stars is meeting expectation, good. Nothing to complain about. Just as advertised.

4/5 stars would be something like extra courteous staff or one day a month they have a crazy hat day and people participating get 10% discount. ( And again, the staff here is great, they performed well and are doing their job as per their job description. ABSOLUTELY NO COMPLAINTS.

So 4/5 stars is above meeting ny expectation. 5/5 stars should be rare. I don't get why everyone rewards excellence for a service that was expected. That cheapens the whole thing. It's because of you, the muddled masses that everything is so mediocre. I blame you for supporting and maintaining a system of mediocrity. You're the reason video games suck. Because you pre-order and BETA test games, with Day-1 80GB game downloads for companies that bought out all publishers and use their intellectual property as random. The things I grew up with and loved and were more a part of me and my life than of these blood sucking leeches who now sell you a BETA game for $79!! AND on top of it nickle and dime you for a Chewbacca In A Pink Tutu Skin in BATTLEFRONT (Grr. I loath you E.A) you but the same sports game every year with LESS features just to buy them back piece at a time AFTER already paying $79) The worst fact is, you ruined all of everything for people like me (Who have to be far and few, cause otherwise this definitely would be a no-no)

Oof.. k. I'm calm. I can't change the world, the world needs to save itself. I am not responsible for the stupidity and ignorance of everyone, just myself.

K. So 5/5 stars would be like, getting the red carpet treatment. A taco handed to you by a funny looking guy in stilts. There's a Yo Yo Ma tribute band playing the classics in the lobby. Umm, the staff work and act with whimsy, and some surprise you with a card or magic trick.

You get the idea? Awesome.

So my name is Maciek, and this is my TED talk...