John Hierl

Review of Hotel Lombardy

If a fat lesbian cat woman was a hotel. It would b...

If a fat lesbian cat woman was a hotel. It would be hotel lombardy. We were given 2 bottes of water for our 2 nights at this hotel with 4 guests and when I asked for more complementary water he told me to WALK MY ASS TO CVS!!! In his defense his english was a little sheisty but still our throats are SO dry!!! Also this hotel smells like must and was clearly not remodeled since the 1920s. I m giving this hotel 1 star because I can t give it 0.