It's not a 5 stars because the "free WiFi" is none...

It's not a 5 stars because the "free WiFi" is nonexistent. NONE. NEVER WORKED. That's hugely inconvenient. The fact that a sad little hotel in Stamford could offer me quality WiFi for free and The Standards sucked so bad pissed me off. I was counting on it like its not big deal. Well. At checkout I mentioned this again, you told me "you could have upgraded into the good quality WiFi" that's unacceptable, distasteful. You advertise Free WiFi. Adjust your communication or upgrade your service. The rest, AWESOME. The amenities are to die for. Location is glorious. You can walk everywhere. Delicious atmosphere. Improve your WiFi.