I had a burger.

I had a burger.

It was a proper, house-made with real meat and cheese, burger.

You know it's full of all those things that your mother/wife/doctor says you shouldn't eat, but it was so special, you had to have it.

The French fries were good too! (Do they use beef tallow?)

Of course, fresh draught beer to go with it.

It's worth eating kale until Wednesday to even out the cholesterol afterwards.