Basically not even a carwash. They refused to wash...

Basically not even a carwash. They refused to wash my car it was very confusing. Don't understand. The man was nice but he doesn't have a hose? I said "How do you wash a car then?" and he said "I'm sorry this isn't a carwash" and I said "You're right there mate I've never seen such a sorry excuse for a carwash in all my life my god how am I going to get all this muck off of my car now?" and he said "It doesn't look that dirty" and I said "That's not my car" and he said "Which one is yours then?" and I said "That one over there" and I pointed to it so he could see where my car was and he said "The red one?" and I said "Lol that's a bus you numpty" and he said "No the red car next to the bus" and then we both went to sleep. When I awoke the trees were all gone.