Saw the Razzleberry wine at my local Heinen's and ...

Saw the Razzleberry wine at my local Heinen's and thought I'd give it a try since they are a local vineyard and, let's be honest, what sounds more delicious than raspberry reisling? It was truly amazing how they managed to blend the essence of expired cough syrup with the cheapest vodka they could find! And all while maintaining the subtle undertones of rat poison and warheads from Halloween 1994!! My only complaint is that there wasn't enough in the bottle to make me vomit, just enough to make me call off work the next day sick as a dog. Would definitely recommend to anyone who doesn't think their large $5 pizza will be enough to ruin their night!