A great ecole! The web system is designed with a n...

A great ecole! The web system is designed with a nostalgic feel and never breaks character with its questionable user interface, you never have to worry about being too far from your favourite plastic container sandwich because all the cafeterias on campus sell them, and students use their study time very wisely due to budget cuts on library services.
However, for some reason, the "Rutherford Physics Building" has not yet been renamed to "The Rutherfordtress". The latter seems a more apt title given the building's minimalist aesthetic qualities (only rivaled by the Leacock building) and sturdy bones. This would also properly communicate to the public our attempts to keep the physicists and their indeterministic science away from the rest of us, given that they are a threat to our precious causality.