I went to Time Out Market for the first time a lit...

I went to Time Out Market for the first time a little over a year ago (Oct 2018) and loved it. You can try some of the tastiest food Lisbon has to offer all within a nice, organized and compact space. Fast forward a year later and Time Out Market still offers that, but now there are throngs of people to the point where you cannot get a seat without hovering over someone like a hawk until they leave and then having to swoop in hoping that you and a rival hawk aren't going to have to peck each other to death.

Unfortunately, in addition to tasty food, Time Out Market is now bringing out the worst in humanity. The only viable solution is for employees of Time Out Market to walk around and hit people with sticks that save seats for others. The more seats they save, the more they should get hit with a stick.

Please fix this problem Time Out Market and start whacking people immediately.