Slum-Lord Diggs at prices you will be requesting r...

Slum-Lord Diggs at prices you will be requesting refunds for!!!

No need to hit the gym at this hotel. The broken elevators and escalators will ensure you take the stairs up to your room at this 17-level hotel - once you find them (they are hidden in the "employees only" area - fire hazard?)

In their parking lot across the street, make sure you are not in it if a fire starts, since the emergency stairwells are out-of-commission as well.

After climbing all those stairs to your room, your muscles will likely be craving some relaxing in a nice heated pool like the one showcased on the Starwood Hotel website. Don't get your hopes up - that pool doesn't actually exist anymore. It hasn't for about a month. That hasn't stopped this hotel from advertising amenities it doesn't actually offer, however. After all, false advertising isn't illegal, is it?

The broken closet doors will challenge your ingenuity as you try and get your stuff in and out of the closet. As you pick up the phone handset to complain to the front desk, you will quickly realize that it does not work either. Not to worry - just use the speakerphone for all your calls (especially those saucy private ones with your spouse). Complaining is a waste of time anyway - they are so used to complaints that they have mastered the art of indifference when receiving calls from their customers.

For a real challenge, try calling Corporate to complain. Doing so will test your patience while waiting on hold for over an hour before being disconnected.

All this and a room unlike any you probably actually reserved - it is enough to make you say "I'll never stay at Sheraton ever again!"