The Hilton? Psst! It was more like the Hollywood T...

The Hilton? Psst! It was more like the Hollywood Tower of Terror minus Mickey and Goofy. Listen, upon your arrival, to this establishment you will be charged an unannounced surcharge of $45 when you go to check in (which may or may not be included on your invoice when booking online). So beware!! On the other hand, if you're trying to dispute this charge before checking in and allowing the hotel to officially charge your card. The staff will laugh in your face and insult you as though you are a child. The good news! Sarcastically speaking, management will offer you a cookie as a kind gesture just to shut you tf up. But, that's not all folks! The rooms and corridors are extremely small. So, if you re Claustrophobic no worries just stare outside your hotel window facing a brick wall to ease the tension. And if that doesn't work just glance above your head at the crack in your hotel ceiling. (*Exhales) Namaste.

However, PUMP THE BRAKES! The cocktails at the hotel bar were cute and because they were so delicious it kind of made me forget about the craziest at this hotel. And how unprofessional the management at this establishment was. Until it came to checking out (we literally had to walk down 16 flights of stairs because the elevators were taking forever) and things just got worse. On one staircase there was a bag of trash left awaiting for clearly a guest to trip over and crack their skull. And oh how original one of the doors (that we thought was our exit) had no doorknob. Heed my warning! Just get an Airb&b and call it a day.