The ER here is Great place to die! Fantastic for w...

The ER here is Great place to die! Fantastic for waiting area where you'll be left alone for two hours while waiting for a room is made available for you. If you fall on your face while going to triage, they'll just stare at you. Want to feel alienated during treatment? Don't worry! They've got you covered! They'll drop you in your room with no discussion, then come back 45 minutes later. Want random people to walk in your room who don't actually work at the hospital? Got you covered! They can even sit in your room for a few minutes before somebody gets them. Great times.