brownzheights

Not Girl Scout Cookies

Ten years ago, I got a mix of linseed oil and diesel fuel sprayed onto some vinyl siding, and left it there for a long time. Had to get it off. Nothing worked. Then came Spray Nine. Incredible. Magic.
My last bottle, 26832, sat on a shelf all this time, until, crazy enough, this week, melted handles of a hedge cutter smeared over everything. Nothing worked. Remembered Spray Nine. Wiped it away instantly. I seem to only remember it when major disaster occurs; it is amazing. Nothing like it.