SO/LIC, United States Department of Defense Reviews

Badaboom ... Good building. beautiful. Good country.
EXCELLENT

HA.
They may know everything, but they can't know my search history?

Oh, they do?
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5 stars for high quality service.

Lots of fun places to play hide and seek. Sometimes can be a little crowded.

I was trying to get to Taco Bell but a bunch of men in black suits jumped me...

I am grateful and in awe at the amount of restraint the leadership have had, especially as of late. This trait is truly something to be proud of in our Nation. Think about if any of us commoners were in control and what a sad state of affairs we would all be in. Respect!

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when i walked in they said "we were expecting you" and then as i turned around the entire presidential outfit jumped me from behind. I just wanted some taco bell man.

Laziest bums ever work here. Two stars for knowing how many sides there are to a pentagon.

You guys are the best ,number 1 intelligence wow

They keep invading other countries and I am not pleased.

Playing hide and seek in a government building is fun. The snipers are very friendly with there red dots

I walked into the building with red dots on my chest. I thought it was starbucks :(

Headquarters, for the people who protect the country so y'all can continuously complain.

It is the most impressive military barracks in the world is huge.

Very impressive. Very guarded (obvious). The 9.11 memorial is very emotional.