I'm baffled by the good reviews of this luau. We f...
I'm baffled by the good reviews of this luau. We felt completely cheated out of our money. Everyone said you should go to a luau, so even though we thought it was going to be cheesy, we selected Paradise Cove because it was in walking distance from our hotel. We read reviews ahead of time and it looked like the buffet/drink lines got very crowded, so we splurged on the Royal Deluxe box because it was our 15 year anniversary - even a bigger waste of money than the other packages. One of the benefits was that you didn't not have to wait in the very long drink lines (and mind you it was not even at capacity). We sat at our table for over 40 minutes waiting for our drink order to even be taken. The overhead lights attracted flying ants, which were all over the table and our food (and the food wasn't very good). The entertainment was subpar and not very entertaining at all. The only thing that it has going for it, is that the views of the sunset are spectacular, but of course they start calling you to some of the events before the sunset is even over. Loved everything about Oahu, except for this luau.