Was in transit and needed to sleep for a couple of...

Was in transit and needed to sleep for a couple of hours. The hotel, situated right next to the terminal, has no such facility - so had to pay for a full night. Not really what I had in mind.

Dinner wasn't available until after my flight departed and the snack bar was not worth the money being charged.

I expect more from the only location next to the airport where people are on all manner of different time-zones with varying needs. It seems this hotel thinks that everyone stays during Melbourne hours, overnight.

If wishing made it so...