Daniel Matthews

Review of Lux* Belle Mare

Heaven. They will arrange anything for you if you ...

Heaven. They will arrange anything for you if you pay for it. I had the most spectacular two day Birthday party. They also arranged the cooking of a whole local traditional pig. Which they paraded around the beach bar before all watching me attempt to eat it with a hangover. Ha.
Duck Laundry is insane. India restaurant is ok. Entertainment good. Ask for a drunken turtle to drink. It's not on the menu. I recommend one at about 10am. Sets you right up for a day.
The rum hut is also good. Had two convenient windows to throw our shots out of when nobody is looking. As you will otherwise end up unable to crawl.
Nanny service the best. Suites awesome. Room service is fantastic. I don't have a bad word to say. I've been here a few times and would not stay anywhere else, other that their new resort in the Maldives.