Please second guess your choice to go here. A rece...

Please second guess your choice to go here. A recent visit: Put name on the list at 5:40, got seated at 7:00, got food at 8:40. (That's THREE HOURS LATER if you are counting.)
Number of children below the age of 10 in the party: 5.
Number of tickets at the end of the night that were correct? 2 of the 5.
I know you can live a long time because of your legend, but your reputation is going to kill you eventually.
Friends who visited on the same day described the wait staff as "ambivalent" and their happy hour drinks as "mysteriously non-alcoholic for being mixed drinks".
I honestly plan on never coming back, never recommending it to anyone else, and letting others they should avoid it. Very disappointing.