So me and my boy rocked in to get our grub on. The...

So me and my boy rocked in to get our grub on. The girl behind the bar had the comforting welcome skills of Eleven from Stranger Things inviting you into the upside down. We sat down and were shortly presented with 2 plates of hot slop. Half beef half chicken consisted of a piece of cow ear and a chickens knee if it had gigantism of the patella. My boys lamb wasn't on the plate at all and was later delivered on a separate plate looking like it had been sheared off the top of an expats head after falling asleep on the beach in benidorm for 12 hours. Cauliflower cheese looking like cauliflower ear out here. To top it off my G literally snapped his tooth on a POTATO. Come here if you like sub at service and dog food. Save your hard earned and go to Wetherspoons. The struggle is real out here feel me