Ordered the spicy drunken noodles with tofu. I tol...

Ordered the spicy drunken noodles with tofu. I told the guy at the counter that I'm vegan & so he asked me, "So no oyster sauce?". I said, "No animal products whatsoever. No meat.".
By the third bite, I was picking little bits of meat out of it. It wasn't a misunderstanding, the guy who took my order was Hispanic & spoke perfect English.