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The warm golden glow of the wave pool, the acrid s...

The warm golden glow of the wave pool, the acrid scent of chlorine and deep fat fried "food", the searing heat of the blacktop under your feet, miles of lines...it's an all-encompassing the experience of Wild Waves. Ride attractions are horrifically understaffed, barely maintained or out of order. The water attractions are crowded, filthy, and have more unposted rules than city hall. The "food" is all expensive, unhealthy garbage.
This place needs desperately to scale up staffing, capacity, and especially signage...it seems like the regulars have some sort of untapped tribal knowledge of the ins-and-outs...For example, the locker rental is the most obtuse experience, which could be fixed with a few well-placed signs explaining how to work them.
The least crowded part of the park (rides) has a few well-run attractions, the rest are just filler and are ill-maintained.
I go once maybe every 5 years or so, and consistently walk out shaking my head...

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