Bottom of the 1970's anyone. Sad part is that @ ...

Bottom of the 1970's anyone. Sad part is that @ one point in time it may have been decent to stay in, but it hasn't changed since I was a kid. Still has the same ran down smell, the same smoke detectors and added 12 layers of paint trying to cover up the smoke stains (can barely close the doors). My kids dont want to touch anything.
You need to unload @ the Check in because that is the only chance to use your luggage on an elevator, then toy need to drag your things through a hallway no wider than a closet door. But keep in mind that the steps aren't over yet, oh' no' you will be unable to use the cool wheels that came on the luggage, because they ll be bouncing from each step from the non ADA Compliant building structure.
They advertise kitchen with utensils, bring your food cook here, huh?? A microwave and a beer cooler doesn't count as a kitchen, unless yep you guessed it dorm room cooking.
They have a fireplace alright ..... wait for it, wait ......with an air conditioner vented through it. It brings in soot to cool down and blow in our faces and yep you guessed it... in the kitchen, or is it lounge??
On a serious note:
Safety concerns
The fire/ smoke detectors are from the 70's and I would question as to the sensors even work. But let's say they did work, how do you get out? Well you grab these hokey chain ladders to throw off of the side of the rail on the balcony.
The bed covers look and smell as though they have been through a few naked people in their day.
The outlets sparked when plugging anything into them (must use caution and do not allow children to go near).
I understand that this is a time share, but it is a timeshare that no one should be proud of. The clowns @ the desk made me feel like I was asking to munch to have my luggage brought up and this is while I'm wearing my body wrap directly from my back surgery. Still never got help. I have been through a lot of hotels and own my own "timeshares" for various places and this one has the nerve to charge my card $663 before I had even checked in for a 2 night stay with a 10am check out. I pay $467 for the entire week @ Shereton Vistana across the street. But just didn't work for this particular event.

I will be adding more before my stay is over.