My friends, I bring you a tale of desperation.

My friends, I bring you a tale of desperation.

I needed to use the restroom. They're located on the southeast corner up the stairs. As I arrived, I saw it needed a code. I wasn't sure I could make it back down the stairs before having a major problem on/in my hands/pants, so I asked a MANAGER if he could help me out... And he did! He took time out of his busy day to do something one of his peons should be doing. Mad respect. Also, the bathroom was pretty clean and the toilets are mighty flushers.

MIGHTY.