It's a really big building in the middle of nowher...

It's a really big building in the middle of nowhere. The entire first floor smelled like bacon in the morning, and they didn't have free wifi. Parking was absurdly ample, and was located within a one-way traffic circle a quarter-mile-or-so around (to remind guests that they're in New Jersey, I suppose). There were a lot of fountains in the atrium. And a bird, but I don't think the bird was supposed to be there: hope they got it out OK. I'm not sure if any of this explains why the room smelled of cat piss, but there was that as well. Not enough that you couldn't get used to it, but still...