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Review of Günther Management

Beside the fact that you'll spend $50 a month on c...

Beside the fact that you'll spend $50 a month on coin-op washer/dryers that don't work, the apartments constantly smell like weed from the other tenants of these slumtowns, the walls are a single layer of paint with no primer, you'll be pulling dog hair out of your rug as soon as you move in (even though you're forced to pay $120 for carpet cleaning that they obviously don't use), there's dog feces EVERYWHERE outside, you'll email Management sometimes and they'll suddenly stop replying like an awkward acquaintance on Facebook Messenger, and that you can sometimes be suprised by a person you've never met in your home upon entering (that you better not shoot) because they were let in by your landlord (or may just be your landlord dropping in for a suprise visit)...
Not so bad-

...On the "negative star rating system."

I would totally give this place a -1 star if I could. Better than Afghanistan, but just not better than most apartments in Afghanistan.

Oh, and PS:
All of this one bedroom/studio magic can be yours for ONLY as much as you'd pay for a TWO bedroom in a GOOD part of town (plus garbage/power utilities and probably your security deposit regardless of how, "wear and tear" the damages are). Thanks Guenther! You're the best!