Tejas Jefe

Review of Sea World of Texas

Waaaaaaay Over Priced! Biggest fail ever for a red...

Waaaaaaay Over Priced! Biggest fail ever for a rediculously expensive way to trash your own childhood memories! You wanna come here with your family? Bring at least $500.00, prepare to open your wallet for every single thing you (or your kids) want to do and prepare to stand in line forever. We got here at 10am and are attempting to leave for past hour at 5:00-6:36pm and managed to see 4 things. Underwhelmed is being kind. Cost to park? $28. Cost to enter "park"? $332 for 2 kids & 2 adults. Cost for water or snacks? $45. Nothing fancy of course. We're talking dry pretzels & lemonaid.
Finally try to escape this place! Oh yeah! Sit in your car not moving because that extra $8 you paid for preferred parking doesn't mean anything. Thank frikken gawd this isn't an emergency because about 1000 cars in site cannot move and nobody "working" here cares enough to direct traffic! I'm just praying there isn't anyone here about to snap and go postal because we're all dead if so!
Final analysis is: DON'T GO TO SEAWORLD! Keep your childhood memories safe and don't subject yourself or your family to the expense and insanity.