Sean Alexander

Review of New York Stock Exchange

I used to live at Wall Street. It's always comfort...

I used to live at Wall Street. It's always comfortably warm there if you have a wool blanket. There is a lot of noise, especially during liberal freak-outs and then it can be a little hard to sleep. If you are drunk, or are under the influence of powers beyond your control, be careful. All the streets look the same and at night there is no one to ask for directions. Literally no one. The streets are totally empty at night and it is incredibly eerie. Especially if you are lost and stoned. You will walk in circles for at least an hour and be incredibly unsure of the reality of the world while it happens. Suddenly you will find a Subway that somehow takes you exactly where you need to go. In short: Never build a city.