Had a very bad experience yesterday in the swallow...

Had a very bad experience yesterday in the swallow farm.
We entered the complex, and it was already extremely busy at the reception. I had been here once before and thought "oh well, it's a pretty big site, this will spread out right away." I was wrong.

I could barely sit in saunas for the first part of the day because it was so incredibly busy. The restaurant was so full with lunch that people could barely sit down.

One of the first saunas my girlfriend and I were able to use at all was the "Muziek sauna". An inscription on the wall informed us that the combination of warmth and the sounds of music calmed the mind.
Once we were there and the first song (sweet Caroline) was finished, only Hardstyle was played.
I come here for my rest ...

the food was mediocre ... besides that you have to go along with a self-service tray, and then to a cash register, as if you are going to eat at IKEA, my girlfriend had a half-cooked hamburger. I know that you don't have to bake your ground beef completely, but too raw is also one thing.

When we went into the northern lights sauna, we also expected something more. It was a somewhat darker sauna with green lamps on frosted glass ceiling tiles. There. On.
We could literally see the lamps.
Every once in a while a purple pink light came on, which was actually hung above the plates and managed to convey the magic of the northern lights, why not the other lamps?

I have seen much overdue maintenance further down the building. For example, there was a ceiling tile hanging near the showers, half rotten from the ceiling and I saw coat racks hanging halfway out of the wall on toilets.

My best experience here was the singing bowl session, during which a very enthusiastic woman was able to get us completely relaxed.
Said I could save my day.

In short: Zwaluwhoeve lets more people in than they can handle, making it so full that no guest seems to be able to unwind.
Lots of overdue maintenance gives the complex a cheap appearance.
That's a shame, because they really have a beautiful site with very beautiful and unique saunas.