Leonard M. Hunt Jr.

Review of Boiler Room Bar

If walking into The Boiler Room doesn t make you c...

If walking into The Boiler Room doesn t make you crave merlot then I m asking you to leave. You have to ASK to turn the TouchTunes on. TouchTunes users of all levels welcome - looking at you non-mobile human beings. The desktop is available if needed. Note to self, if you play Ariana Grande or Rihanna you will piss the bartender off. TIP: if you want the bartender to lose his mind - play Kim Petras & Robyn - knows every word. Gays love to post up here with their luggage before moseying down to LGA. You will also learn proper etiquette for how to leave your drink by itself at the bar while going to the bathroom/smoke break. (One napkin on top pierced with a toothpick). The bathroom is what I envision a prison cell to be. Once you turn the faucet on you will hear sounds of what seems like a 1987 Ford Taurus engine struggling to start in the middle of a winter solstice. We did not order anything other than red wine, which came in a pint glass. One regret: not utilizing the photo booth.